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IN MY DEFENCE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED

WAIT FOR ME I HAVE LITTLE LEGS

One day I'm going to say ‘F* IT’ and let all my DEMONS out to play.

ASK ME IF I CARE WATCH ME NOT.

IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

I IDENTIFY AS A PROBLEM

I’M LEAVING YOUR DRAMA BEHIND.

I SURVIVE ON CAFFEINE MY PRONOUNS ARE FA/FO.

I DO NOT BLUFF MY PRONOUNS ARE CATCH / THESE

THIS IS BOB BOB HAS NO ARMS

“I LOVE A BIG DECK …TO SIT ON

I’M LOOKING FOR A STIFF ONE …DRINK, I MEAN

I NEED A QUICKIE …COFFEE BREAK”

“CELESTIAL SLUMBER INN

BUILDING IT WAS SIMPLE MAKING THEM CARE IMPOSSIBLE

TOO TIRED TO PRETEND TO BE NORMAL

OFFICER, I WAS FOLLOWING THE FLOW THE FLOW WAS FAST

YES OFFICER, I SAW THE SPEED LIMIT. I JUST DIDN’T SEE YOU

’m a little SMART ASS — short and stout. Here is my finger, here is my mouth. When I get all worked up, I will shout… PISS ME OFF and I’ll cuss you out!”

DO I LOOK LIKE A FING PEOPLE PERSON? OFF YOU F** C*.”

I’M TRYING TO STOP BEING MEAN — BUT Y’ALL HAVE TO STOP BEING STUPID FIRST.

I’M TRYING TO STOP BEING MEAN — BUT Y’ALL HAVE TO STOP BEING STUPID FIRST

I’M NOT DEAD INSIDE — I’M JUST TIRED.

I’M NOT ARGUING — I’M EXPLAINING WHY I’M RIGHT.

BUILT FOR THE LONG RUN — KEEP GOING — ONE MORE MILE

STAY LOUD — MOVE WITH PURPOSE — NO MAP / NO EXCUSES.

WORK IN SILENCE — LET RESULTS TALK — NO SHORTCUTS, NO APOLOGIES.

THE OCEAN CALLS BACK WHEN YOU SLEEP.

I’M NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND — I’M THE NIGHTMARE YOU MADE.

TALK LESS — WORK MORE.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT

NO MERCY — ALL BUSINESS.

UNITED TOGETHER.

THE ORIGINAL CLOUD USER DOWNLOADED THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

MOSES — FIRST MAN WITH A TABLET WHO DOWNLOADED DATA FROM THE CLOUD

MAKE ENGLAND GREAT AGAIN.

Raven’s Neon Ascent.

NO BRAINS NO PROBLEM

Zombies Eat Brains. YOU’RE SAFE

I NEED MOUNTAINS AND A NAP

DO NOT PERCEIVE ME.

PROFESSIONALLY UNIMPRESSED.

I’M NOT LAZY — I’M ON ENERGY-SAVING MODE

I KNOW MY WORTH AND I'M NOT NEGOTIATING IT. PERIOD.

PROTECT YOUR PEACE AT ALL COSTS NO EXPLANATIONS

TOO BUSY BECOMING THE BEST VERSION OF MYSELF.”

BUFFALO BILL’S BODY LOTION — EST. 1991”

SAME GRAVE — DIFFERENT STORIES